I've been wearing pantyhose all my life.

This is easily done by cutting a couple of slits in the right spots, and rubbing your legs against each other is mind-shattering!  The feeling of 'containment and control you get when wearing them is great, and perhaps most important, my legs always look good in them. Darker colors like 'coffee bean' will hide the fact that you haven't shaved your legs for a few days. And covering your legs with L'eggs won't break the bank. lol
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